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Quotes/ words that should be in Harry Potter but Aren’t: - “Geez, Voldemort, stop acting so gay!” - Fabulous - “Bellatrix, stop groping me.  Just…just…go stand over there.” - “Tell me Lucius, who’s the prettiest ballerina of them all?” Voldemort gave a cold smile at the clearly horrified man. - “Sooo, what’s REALLY going on between his lordship and that snake, hmm?” -“Wait a minute,” Harry said. “You want me to put this Snitch where now?” - “What we need,” Voldemort mused, “is some sort of sign that people can rally around. To keep the m